i just saw ani difranco

[Tom]

despite not being a fan and only going to keep a friend company, i kinda feel that just the act of seeing the queen of feminist lesbos across the world is crossing the pussy line i have been flirting with for years and i should just go ahead and get fucking castrated already.

and there was a ridiculous amount of cameras at this instore, so of course i ended up in a picture thats already up on the sponsoring radio station's website.

http://imgsrv.989wclz.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200904/4220078.jpg

[dalb3]

I bet it smells of an eclectic mix of bacon, pussy, and patchouli in there.

[steaming79]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2156/waldolez.jpg

[Did I Stutter?]

I bet it smells of an eclectic mix of bacon, pussy, and patchouli in there.

Remember all the girls we knew that got into their Ani phase, and would subsequently dabble in homosexual practices? If they older lesbians didn't get them, Lark would eventually turn them.

How many notches were on your belt at last count Joey?

[steaming79]

despite not being a fan and only going to keep a friend company, i kinda feel that just the act of seeing the queen of feminist lesbos across the world is crossing the pussy line i have been flirting with for years and i should just go ahead and get fucking castrated already.


shut up. don't fucking say that kind of shit.

just because you ended up at ani show doesn't mean shit. i've been to 2 ani shows. i payed for both my tix. i'm sure there's more to the story that i don't know... being friends with people who happen to socialize with lezzies or happen to be a lez themselves pays off in the end.

and i'm not just talking about watching them scissor.

[Cunt Banana]

shut up. don't fucking say that kind of shit.

Yeah, don't you just hate when people blurt out exactly what you were thinking about yourself?

[JayCal]

buffalo represent

[Smelly Mustafa]

hold up hold up..... ani difranco is a woman???

[Tom]

shut up. don't fucking say that kind of shit.

just because you ended up at ani show doesn't mean shit. i've been to 2 ani shows. i payed for both my tix. i'm sure there's more to the story that i don't know... being friends with people who happen to socialize with lezzies or happen to be a lez themselves pays off in the end.

and i'm not just talking about watching them scissor.
haha jesus, it was a joke. in all honesty i thought she was pretty good, and i thought it was pretty cool to see an artist of her stature in that kinda setting. highly doubt ill ever listen to her though.

[gtrplyr7]

I was shocked to find out she is married with kids.

[steaming79]

wtf. i thought she divorced her soundguy and hooked up with a new person (chick). hmm...i guess my source was wrong. but yeah...i remembered she married some dude and it pissed off alot of her fanbase. awww.....poor clam diggers hearts are breaking. can you smell the salty tide coming in?

[gtrplyr7]

according to wikipidia she's bi and just married some new dude in Jan. She must like the whang more than the 'tang.

[dalb3]

Remember all the girls we knew that got into their Ani phase, and would subsequently dabble in homosexual practices? If they older lesbians didn't get them, Lark would eventually turn them.

How many notches were on your belt at last count Joey?

99% of all "lesbians" we knew all eventually said, "Dicks, not dykes" sooner or later. But yeah, joey was nicknamed "The Dyke Factory" (someone change Lark's custom to that) because he had like 5-7 notches on his belt for turning girls gay, if I am correct.

Yeah, don't you just hate when people blurt out exactly what you were thinking about yourself?

Shouldn't you be busy posting about urban legends?

[Tom]

she mentioned the guy in the interview, made a joke about how she thought they kid was keeping her from writing new music, but then the dude left for somewhere a week ago, and then she wrote 3 new songs

[wubble]

and i'm not just talking about watching them scissor.

hahaha that's great!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eF4NNsAHeGs/SAewwfezs8I/AAAAAAAAAy0/_kpd4hRQ_yI/s400/GarrisonScissoring.jpg

[Bacon]

shut up. don't fucking say that kind of shit.

just because you ended up at ani show doesn't mean shit. i've been to 2 ani shows. i payed for both my tix. i'm sure there's more to the story that i don't know... being friends with people who happen to socialize with lezzies or happen to be a lez themselves pays off in the end.

and i'm not just talking about watching them scissor.


Truth, I've boned as many bi/lesbian girls as I have straight girls.

[iamlark]

Remember all the girls we knew that got into their Ani phase, and would subsequently dabble in homosexual practices? If they older lesbians didn't get them, Lark would eventually turn them.

How many notches were on your belt at last count Joey?

I'm actually wearing that belt right now. It's pretty ragged now, but I can count six notches.

[hinjew]

is that vega behind nrok?

[steaming79]

funny. when i used to live in SF, 2 of my roomates were these hardcore lesbians. they had handcuffs on chains attached to their bed and costco sized lube for their intimate 'fisting' sessions. well, i went into their bathroom to look for something and i saw this 3-4 ft double ended black dong with very detailed ends. looked like something that probably would come from some weird science experiment with an anaconda & a penis.

anyways.... the double ended dong looked like it was used recently. i asked them about it and they said "yeah, we need dick from time to time".

so yeah...when lesbos claim they don't want weiners, they are fucking lying.

is that vega behind nrok?

oh shit. maybe that IS vega...stepping out on lisa loeb for ani franko.

[onefellswoop]

I bet it smells of an eclectic mix of bacon, pussy, and patchouli in there.

lol

[Tom]

oh yeah some dude totally stole my original spot at this shit. i was leaning against the opposite rack of the one i am in the picture, and had a nice unobstructed view of the performance area (the other spot had that pillar in my way), and this dude rolls up acting like he wanted to look at the cds i was standing in front of, so being the polite dude i am, i moved for him. dude looks at a couple common cds for a few seconds, and then just turns around and straight up steals the spot. i should have fucking said something, but im a total pussy. hell i even helped the guy out on how to turn off the flash on his camera. god im a fucking idiot.

[steaming79]

and this dude rolls up acting like he wanted to look at the cds i was standing in front of, so being the polite dude i am, i moved for him. dude looks at a couple common cds for a few seconds, and then just turns around and straight up steals the spot.

fuck. i've seen cunts do that kinda shit. the ones that push their way to the front i respect more than the sneaky fucks that do what you just said. at a few in-stores i've been to, when the artist/band sees (or is informed) that someone just did that, they get on the mic to inform everyone that the prick douchebag fuck just bullied someone out of their spot. which tends to cause that individual to either go back to where they were or everyone around him/her to squeeze em like zit.

at least you were nice about it... the last time i did something (slap the person's neck), my exgf gave me shit for reacting violently in a situation that didn't require any physical contact. and i had this one old friend (god, i miss her), during this dredg/sleepytime gorilla show this jock asshole was complaining about the gay music being played during band change (it was the whole portishead 'dummy' album). my friend proceeded to lighting the guy's sweatshirt on fire with her lighter. she was not happy about the person's comment. it was a very amusing 20 seconds. and i BELIEVE it was a trapt sweatshirt....i think....

[Cunt Banana]

Shouldn't you be busy posting about urban legends?

Siq burn from a guy that crossed his arms and immediately checked snopes.com after reading.

[xdolphinxplanetx]

Fat people apparently get into these shows free.

[johnnyutah]

SHOULDA STARTED TUNIN ON ONE OF THOSE BIG GIRLS SAYIN YOU WERE A BIG ANI FAN TOM

ALWAYS BE ON TOM

[WTA]

Siq burn from a guy that crossed his arms and immediately checked snopes.com after reading.

haha, so... you lied, and he's the asshole.

keep at it, trooper.

[dalb3]

The fuck is snopes? I was half expecting to hear something like,

"AND THE GUY HAD A HOOK FOR A HAND"
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/38735181_4c36033e5e.jpg?v=0