Let's talk about pussy (NSFW)

[Charlie the Red]

So I fucked a girl last night who was half Italian/German. She had thighs like a god damn monster truck, but hot damn, I'd swear to God if her sugarhole didn't taste like alfredo.

Who here is good at eating pussy? Say "Yeah."

http://www.met-art-gallery.com/pix/pussy-4.jpg

[bingle]

Fuck you

[Charlie the Red]

Hahahaha

[Allen C. Ander]

Hows the other dicks shes had taste?

[Charlie the Red]

I don't know? Something like your screen name I bet.

[thewarning]

Which half was which? Grütze or fonduta? Or perhaps salame/wurst!

[Dropping The Oppressor]

Fuck you
Nice avatar.

[Charlie the Red]

Which half was which? Grütze or fonduta? Or perhaps salame/wurst!

It was like eating al-dente penne, coated in alfredo and doused in garlic, oregano, and basil, and coated on the outside with the finest pumpernickel and bratwurst.

I think she had a little bit of Irish in there, too, so throw in some wet cabbage to boot.

[Charlie the Red]

All jokes aside folks, I went to bed early last night and haven't gotten laid in months. I just wanted to talk about the pasta I made for my mom last night.

[iscariot]

http://pics.livejournal.com/jon_bog/pic/000pa3ra

[Charlie the Red]

Off to the bacon bin!

[Seamus the Dog]

All that heavy cream could not have been good for your cholesterol. Was there a fat free version available?

[Charlie the Red]

You ever known an Italian girl that didn't come with a little trans fat?

No pun, I swear I swear.

[Marvin Milkshake]

so, can vegetarians eat pussy?

technically it's meat... and technically you get the meat juice in your mouth. and usually you swallow it. so like, vegetarians can't have pussy, right?

[Charlie the Red]

As long as you don't swallow, I suppose it's ok.

[WTA]

Hows the other dicks shes had taste?

i'm 99% positive that this person has never been laid. people that say this are the WORST.

[Mave]

i ate some pussy last night

and then i made out with her after

pussy to mouth d00d (or something)

[Opio]

hey guise i have sex.

[Chthonic Stupidity]

omgsex

[El Twio]

My female friend asked me how I go down on a girl. That was unexpected.

[thewarning]

What did you say? "No me gusta"

[mondrarytomic]

"Huele a pescado"??????????????

[thewarning]

"Put my what in the what?"

[MattyCakes]

that is a nice pic

[Carl Winslow]

Nothin' like goin' down on a black girl.

It's like eatin' chicken and biscuits.

[thewarning]

That's a potentially wonderful gimmick.

[Opio]

except the actor who played carl winslow is a queer

[SERIOUSLY GUYS]

not true, family matters was in fact a documentary filmed in real time

[thewarning]

except the actor who played carl winslow is a queer
It probably makes the post that much funnier.

[House]

http://www.met-art-gallery.com/pix/pussy-4.jpg

Pussies rarely look that good.

[sell-out]

http://www.met-art-gallery.com/pix/pussy-4.jpg

Pussies rarely look that good.

just what i was thinking.

[WhoWantsPie]

except the actor who played carl winslow is a queer

But the poster's name isn't Reginald VelJohnson, it's Carl fucking Winslow, and Carl fucking Winslow is the Kobayashi of eating pussy, ya dig?

[smile]

I'd swear to God if her sugarhole didn't taste like alfredo.


thats'a niice...
my admiration for alfredo is stupid.

[csb]

http://www.met-art-gallery.com/pix/pussy-4.jpg

Pussies rarely look that good.

i only quoted this because the more i see it, the better

[House]

I wouldn't even mind eating her asshole.

[smile]

http://www.met-art-gallery.com/pix/pussy-4.jpg


is that a birthmark on her thigh?!?

PASS

[Camara]

my **GIRLFRIEND**

[MattyCakes]

i bet that asshole sparkles

[El Twio]

"Huele a pescado"??????????????
It was a white girl, yes I do have white friends!

And I'm mexican, I'll pretty much go down on anything.

[mondrarytomic]

And I'm mexican, I'll pretty much go down on anything.

I have this debate with the Mexicans at work. We usually come to the consensus that sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do...

[Foo Radley]

G Money probably penne jokes

[smile]

And I'm mexican, I'll pretty much go down on anything.

as if it had anything to do with you being mexican.

[Mark.]

Its a wonderful thing, too bad it's attached to a naggy woman all the time.

[laqueefa]

Its a wonderful thing, too bad it's attached to a naggy woman all the time.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Fleshlight-300.jpg

[Matton]

Is the one furthest to the left for people that like to fuck coin slots?

[O.P.S.]

except the actor who played carl winslow is a queer

you take that back goddamnit

[Francis Wolcott]

And I'm mexican, I'll pretty much go down on anything.

You're like a black man willingly eating watermelon inside a KFC.

[Mark.]

The one on the far right looks like a belly button.

[MattyCakes]

The one on the far right looks like a belly button.

i dont understand how your dick would fit in that

[allison wonderland]

Is the one furthest to the left for people that like to fuck coin slots?

yeah what the hell is that supposed to be

[MattyCakes]

yeah what the hell is that supposed to be

maybe arm pit or something, who knows what people would stick there dick in

[SERIOUSLY GUYS]

Is the one furthest to the left for people that like to fuck coin slots?

that's an asian vag

[House]

Yeah I'm confused as to how a dick would fit in there. Must stretch an awful lot.

[smile]

maybe arm pit or something

what kind of fuckin arm pits you hang around with man?

[allison wonderland]

maybe the one on the far left is a dick hole

[MattyCakes]

what kind of fuckin arm pits you hang around with man?

one of my friends back in high school took a bet he couldnt fuck his girl in the arm pit. well he did, thats the only reason i brought it up

[smile]

one of my friends back in high school took a bet he couldnt fuck his girl in the arm pit. well he did, thats the only reason i brought it up

fair enough.

[laqueefa]

the one far left is just the hole, no sort of human part resemblance to anything

[thewarning]

maybe the one on the far left is a dick hole
HAHAHAHA

[steaming79]

HAHAHAHA

"dick hole". hahaha. i concur. it reminded me of that animated gif of a dude foreskin-docking onto another dude.

[ProjektRedline]

Well, clearly I can't bring anything to this conversation that will elevate it beyond its current heights.

[Boredom Is Reached]

that's an asian vag
gold

[Neva]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9626/1170256411545082wi2.gif

[dr. gonzo]

http://www.met-art-gallery.com/pix/pussy-4.jpg

this pic needed to be on the 4th page as well...
gotta wonder whats up with her face if its cut right out of the shot.

[supafuzz]

this pic needed to be on the 4th page as well...
gotta wonder whats up with her face if its cut right out of the shot.

she has an awesome mustache.

[Neva]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/1978/1170278511855974ve3.gif

[Charlie the Red]

Hahahahaha

What's this Not Safe For Work bullshit?

[Foo Radley]

Seriously, just put that in the forum title and get it out of the way.

[Tom]

Hahahahaha

What's this Not Safe For Work bullshit?
consideration for others man, learn it

[allison wonderland]

consideration for others man, learn it


what i said was mean and uncalled for, sorry nrok

[Charlie the Red]

Sorry Tom, I didn't realize you'd gotten a job.

[Foo Radley]

Yeah, what if I work at a place that digitally airbrushes crotch shots?

[Charlie the Red]

Then you have my dream job.

[Foo Radley]

See that ingrown hair bump right next to her asshole?

No.

That'll be $50.

[GRANOLEMAN]

how would you know what is and isnt safe for work

stop deleting my posts pls

Account ban in 3........2.......

[House]

http://www.met-art-gallery.com/pix/pussy-3.jpg

Looks like the same person. Face isn't bad at all.

[laqueefa]

wheres the beef?


























http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/asher408/yand9.jpg

[Danguskhan]

and you said....

[Foo Radley]

I'm almost positive I see teeth in there.

[GRANOLEMAN]

Sarlac.

wheres the beef?
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7438/jdsxe8.jpg

[thewarning]

Boba Fett? Where!

[Bumpty Bump]

I hear you like my Humpty Hump, so show some love and shake that Bump

[O.P.S.]

awesome.

[encore]

this works.