Massages

[Badwong]

i've always wanted one (not the craigslist kind)

and my shoulders and back are sore like a bitch

but 50 minutes is $120 bones

are they good?

...like, you think i would enjoy it even though i'd be bumming hard on ultramega self indulgence?

[Lndrs]

do it

[5thavenuecrazy]

I've had two done before and I currently have a voucher for another 1.5 hour one that my wife bought for me several months ago.

A guy did the first one I had and he didn't do the greatest job. My back ended up getting really sore between my shoulder blades. This cute girl did my last one and it was a whole lot better.

I'd say get one.

[johnnyutah]

you couldn't handle that manly touch you cat

[Badwong]

Could a robot cat handle it?

[downgrade]

my shoulders are constantly knotted up, my girlfriend can't even phase them with her puny hand strength...and you'd think she'd be a total natural because of her ethnicity

I'm sure it would require an Olga or a Gertrude or a Milag to get something going here

[Haliai]

I go to a massage school to get my massages. It's cheaper, guaranteed not to be sketchy, and so long as you ask for a more experienced student, just as good.

[Neva]

you can get a massage and a handjob for 80 bucks around here

you're getting ripped off

[Somehow]

Yes they are good, and worth it. Atmosphere is important too. If they put you in a hospital looking room with florescent lights it won't be nearly as relaxing.

Hit up the ZaSpa. It's where I go.
http://www.zaspahouston.com/

[Neckface]

Yes they are good, and worth it. Atmosphere is important too. If they put you in a hospital looking room with florescent lights it won't be nearly as relaxing.

Hit up the ZaSpa. It's where I go.
http://www.zaspahouston.com/

atmospehere is so key and if they talk to you during the massage other than to ask you to turn over then tell em to shut up.

i have a lady that comes to my house with her table and does $65 for an hour

[O.P.S.]

massages are def worth it. if i had the money i'd get 1/week

[Shooter McGavin]

i get massages at the chiropractor i go to and they're covered under my insurance....when my back went out they helped better than anything

[Col-eh]

I had a massage in Thailand. Not the special Thai massage. It was by far the most painful thing I have ever had happen to me. I did get use to the pain though and after the massage was done I felt like I got the shit kicked out me. Then about 20 minutes later I never felt so relaxed in my life.

The part that hurt the most was when the little Thai woman used her elbows to dig into mycalve muscles.

[8-Bit Artist]

$120 for 50 minutes is more in the upper class spa. youre basically paying the extra $60 or so on atmosphere (and more likely than not a 20% gratuity will be included into your bill) but if all you want is the health benefits of a massage, you can find reasonable ones for $50-$60 easily. massage schools are also very cheap, but hit and miss with the students.

[Badwong]

Yes they are good, and worth it. Atmosphere is important too. If they put you in a hospital looking room with florescent lights it won't be nearly as relaxing.

Hit up the ZaSpa. It's where I go.
http://www.zaspahouston.com/

Uh, dude...did you forget who you're talking to.

edit: 8-bit artist, as i was alluding to above, i live in hiltons more than i live in my loft.

118% quality, son. Plus I can either have them come to my room, or head up a flight to the japanese-fusion spa thing they've got going on.

What's funny is that these perks are earned by spending money. Greatest scam in the world. Pay my rent: free plane ticket.

I'm riding first class this weekend solely on the textbooks i bought last semester, never used, then sold on half.com for like a $14 loss.

[allison wonderland]

I'm actually going tomorrow to get one. on my honeymoon i had 3 separate hour long massages and other treatments . it was a place that focused on the spa treatments. the rooms were open air in on the side of a mountain in costa rica with nothing in front of you except trees for about 20 miles and the ocean.

i heard howler monkeys right outside the room and it was unsettling but awesome at the same time

[Badwong]

if i ever have a honeymoon, i would prefer my wife having her hands all over me. not some tourist toucher.

oh, me.

[allison wonderland]

if i ever have a honeymoon, i would prefer my wife having her hands all over me. not some tourist toucher.

oh, me.

luckily for me it wasnt one or the other
you daft prick

[Badwong]

if someone called me a daft prick every day, that would be so self-fulfilling.

what a fantastic jab.

[johnnyutah]

on your honeymoon? The fuck, did you marry kitty in vegas last week or something ?

[allison wonderland]

on your honeymoon? The fuck, did you marry kitty in vegas last week or something ?
haha no , married to a real human