The Big Lebowski

[thissucks]

Movie is as funny the 1000 time viewing.

You mean coitus?

[Tony E]

easily one of the best films of our time.

[thissucks]

They peed. on your. fucking rug.

[flipp jackson]

no donny these men are cowards

[dan for the win]

phone's ringin dude!

[johnnyutah]

i am the walrus

[whiteriot]

http://i31.tinypic.com/qs41le.jpg

A prized possession.

[not sure]

i remember the first time i watched it i was so caught up in the story that i missed like half the jokes

i drank a white russian last night actually

[thissucks]

Fuck me. I mean say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.

[defboob]

We have a guy at work that goes by the name Donny, I can't help but laugh when I hear it, hah. Love this flick.

[Profound Breadth]

Quality film.

[thissucks]

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

Pilar?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d8/The.Big.Lebowski.1998.Screenshot.2.jpg/475px-The.Big.Lebowski.1998.Screenshot.2.jpg

[flipp jackson]

Fuck me. I mean say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it's an ethos.
also dude, chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature, asian american please

[flipp jackson]

nothing is fucked? the goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

[Francis Wolcott]

They don't believe in anything!

[thissucks]

This isn't Nam, Smokey; this is bowling. There are rules.

[thissucks]

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilych Ulyanov.

Strumpet.

[Dai]

...motion passed.:D

[Neckface]

Agreed. Love this film

[Francis Wolcott]

This thread should never die.

[311rulez]

one funny ass movie, made me wanna drink white russians

[Francis Wolcott]

are we beginning to glimpse at new members?

[Synthesis]

Probably new gimmicks.

[johnnyutah]

Logjammin'

[Gabe]

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[Fatterrific]

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, Dude.

[mr_cellotape]

Roadie for Metallica; Speed of Sound Tour. Buncha assholes.

[vociferous]

Movie is as funny the 1000 time viewing.
When I was in college, I popped this puppy in every single night before I went to bed. Absolutely gold.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Obviously you're not a golfer.

[CMCJeff]

I'm a noob! I've been wanting to get into prp for FOREVER. My friend let me know about the new registration. Needless to say I was pumped!

8 year olds dude. :D

[thatstoobad]

I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.

[Ovulator]

http://nickramsey.net/stuff/lebowski.jpg

[WTA]

^^^ EASILY one of the funniest scenes in the film

[Optimus Fag]

fucking amazing movie.

[flipp jackson]

I'm a noob! I've been wanting to get into prp for FOREVER. My friend let me know about the new registration. Needless to say I was pumped!

8 year olds dude. :D
needless to say

[garrettchristmas]

Huh? Oh, that's Cynthia's dog. I think it's a Pomeranian.

[chemical-halo]

the minor league baseball team here is having a big lebowski night.

[ballsniffer]

i'm glad i made the signature cut

also, excellent first thread darby

[Egon]

The first time I went to LA I went to the beach where they filmed the party.
Oddly no topless girls being thrown with blankets.

Still a highlight of my life.

[thissucks]

i'm glad i made the signature cut

also, excellent first thread darby

Your quote is the best ever. It works on so many levels.

[mamita]

http://www.timeout.com/img/29504/w513/image.jpg

[Menefreghista]

easily one of the best films of our time..

[Jenkem Dealer]

This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS

[R. Duke]

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[Veva]

I think this is the only movie I can watch numerous times and it never gets boring...

[H.E. Pennypacker]

I don't think I've gone a day since the first time I saw this movie without somehow referencing it in conversation.

[thissucks]

I say 'Dios Mio' all the time now.

[Absent]

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

Is this a... what day is this?

[thissucks]

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.

Oh no, no; he has health problems.

[flipp jackson]

this is what happens larry, this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

[incubushaggy]

as much as i love this movie, i tend to watch it at extremely inconvenient times and fall asleep about 80% of the time.

ban-worthy offense?

[flipp jackson]

as much as i love this movie, i tend to watch it at extremely inconvenient times and fall asleep about 80% of the time.

ban-worthy offense?
i don't know, I've seen it enough times at this point that it makes me comfortable enough to sleep

[Jenkem Dealer]

I am thinking of going this year as its one of my favorite movies and i've always wanted to go. I'm gonna look into attending the one in Louisville as its the home of the original Lebowskifest and it is more convenoent for me than NY or LA. Anyone gone before and has stories? Anyone considering going? It isn't announced yet, but I will be checking for when it is.

[Cardinal]

is this just a big nerded out bowlingfest?

[mrboris]

with a huge tank of white russians. yes.

[R. Duke]

http://ts.wollzelle.com/assets/2006/12/23/lebowski-mirror.jpg

[nicktunz]

I went in November in NYC. It was OK. It was a two day thing. I only want to the first day (saturday). It was at the Fillmore (I think). First, some guy did the interpreted dance skit, then was Creedence Clear Water Revival Revival, then Tragedy (a metal BeeGees cover band), and then the viewing of the movie. Tragedy was the best part, even though I am still not sure how it relates to the movie. The movie was annoying because it was incredibly loud through the PA, and all the drunk Lebowski assholes keep screaming qoutes in unison. Also, you had to sit on the floor, and that was uncomfortable and gross. Drinks were crazy expensive and you had to wait in line FOREVER. But, it was cool to see tons of people dressed up in character. Again, I didn't go the second day, but there were no celebrities or anything. It's not like Comicon. Ehh, it's OK.

[Jenkem Dealer]

The movie was annoying because it was incredibly loud through the PA, and all the drunk Lebowski assholes keep screaming qoutes in unison.

Uhh that sounds like it'd be the BEST part. Sucks it was too loud and you had to sit on the floor though. Hopefully the Louisville one would be better. For some reason I imagine this sort of thing to be held outdoors with a humungous movie theater screen set up outside, but I suppose inside a bowling alley would make more sense

[Tom]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/8294_0201E2fmgLXBj7XY.jpg

[kitty]

i have never seen this movie. not one single scene.

[drd1203]

you're out of your element!

[mike b]

i have never seen this movie. not one single scene.

dude, you need to get on that pretty quick.

[Squid]

Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere iss problem mit deine kable.

[zt001]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/8294_0201E2fmgLXBj7XY.jpg


At first I thought that was Ed Vedder lol.

[Smelly Mustafa]

It's a good movie but I'm more partial to Raising Arizona. Sorry fanboys.

[dalb3]

My dad got me this for my birthday a while back.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BdX%2Btt81L._SS500_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1596912464/bookstorenow99-20)

Definately worth the $12 if you're an "Achiever"

[Trematode]

It's a good movie but I'm more partial to Raising Arizona. Sorry fanboys.

FUCK that, that movie is terrible.

Also, I have yet to meet a hot bitch that likes the big lebowski... It seems to me the movie, as good as it is, is hot girl repellent.

[smile]

FUCK that, that movie is terrible.

Also, I have yet to meet a hot bitch that likes the big lebowski... It seems to me the movie, as good as it is, is hot girl repellent.

i'm gonna disagree on both accounts...

raising arizona, while inferior to lebowski, is in no way a terrible movie.
n.
i know one hottie in particular who likes to randomly interject 'nice marmot' into conversations in which the phrase clearly does not apply.

[dalton]

as much as i do love this movie, im also so fucking tired of hearing people talk and/or freak out about this movie, everywhere i go, every single day of my life.

ps raising arizona is a movie i like.

[smile]

i know one hottie in particular who likes to randomly interject 'nice marmot' into conversations in which the phrase clearly does not apply.

actually...
i would have to confirm that she says this near other people as it's quite possible she only says it near me cause she knows i'm a fan and wants muh cawk.

neh.

[dalton]

actually...
i would have to confirm that she says this near other people as it's quite possible she only says it near me cause she knows i'm a fan and wants muh cawk.

neh.

reminds me of this graf orlock song:

MARMOT
http://www.imeem.com/people/J6nTmX1/music/oI26pZ32/graf_orlock_marmot/
all their songs are about movies and quotes from them

they rule, pretty much.

[Tom]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/lebowskibig.jpg

http://omgposters.com/2009/02/20/exclusive-tyler-stouts-big-lebowski-poster/

[flipp jackson]

that is fucking awesome

[SCAPECHRiST]

There is a Lebowski fest that happens in select cities appearantly yearly. One city is Louisville KY and next time it goes down, I'm there. I think it happens in New York and Las Vegas, they have a website for it too.

Yeah, I put that movie in all the time when I go to bed, it has a great soundtrack to sleep to.

And my girlfriend is fuckin hot as Hell and she loves the movie. She's my top my friend on myspace if you need visual proof.

[LoveMet4L]

We believe in NOTHING

[Jenkem Dealer]

There is a Lebowski fest that happens in select cities appearantly yearly. One city is Louisville KY and next time it goes down, I'm there. I think it happens in New York and Las Vegas, they have a website for it too.

Yeah I made a thread about wanting to go this year a while back. I keep checking back and they still haven't announced it yet. I'm not sure how it works; do we buy tickets? Can someone post it here when they are on sale? I'm afraid one day out of the blue they will start selling them and I'll miss my opportunity because they'll sell out real quick.

And my girlfriend is fuckin hot as Hell and she loves the movie. She's my top my friend on myspace if you need visual proof.

Nah that's ok. No one cares about your hot girlfriend.

[Jenkem Dealer]

My dad got me this for my birthday a while back.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BdX%2Btt81L._SS500_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1596912464/bookstorenow99-20)

Definately worth the $12 if you're an "Achiever"

My girlfriend got me this for Valentine's Day. Fucking awesome

[Badwong]

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/59/l_9f5ba1ee58b849b883f29a556e968103.jpg

[BRMF!]

For any Columbus people, the Gateway Theater is playing this March 13th and 14th at midnight. I will be there both night, most likely annihilated.

[Tom]

http://community.kutv.com/photos/signed__numbered__february_20th_2009/

[cp.]

I just bought this print


http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/www.vancouversun.com/1287266.bin?size=620x400


it was too rad not to

[R. Duke]

at the 24 hour wal mart?

[cp.]

I tracked down the artist from Tom's link and emailed him

http://community.kutv.com/photos/signed__numbered__february_20th_2009/

[flipp jackson]

I tracked down the artist from Tom's link and emailed him

http://community.kutv.com/photos/signed__numbered__february_20th_2009/

good for you!

i'm sure the prints will be available on his site, just sign up for email updates and buy one when it's available

[Angel]

My girlfriend got me this for Valentine's Day. Fucking awesome

Are you sure it wasnt your fiancee? :p

And yeah the big lebowski kicks ass.

[sexy penguin meat]

gallery with lots of the art posted in this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urZRrcSZsXs

[eviljohn]

god i love that movie, thats why i had to get myself this pretty baby:

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_sportsstuff/images/2008/08/06/lebowskispecial.jpg

[Imprint]

just watched this again for like the 100th time, and LOL'd at the bit where he first meets Maude.

'vagina' the pause she does after it is great.

[eviljohn]

we don't care we still wantz ze mony!!!
gotta give props to flea for doing that gig :P

[Jenkem Dealer]

well they've announced the first lebowski fest for 2009 but it's in L.A.... they're going to have multiple fests this yr.. but as far as I know Louisville will be where I go (although I think Chicago may have one which technically would be closer to StL .. I think .. and if I miss either of those I guess I could drive to TX)

[Badwong]

If you will it...

[Clark Griswold]

you ever hear of the seattle seven? that was me... and six other guys.

[Badwong]

papers...

business papers...

[thissucks]

Yeah, friend with a cleft asshole

[eviljohn]

fucking nihilists dude...

[Squid]

We’re not talking about the guys who built the fuckin railroads here

[thissucks]

V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

[Nate Dogg (not the rapper)]

Treehorn: "People forget that the MIND... is the biggest erogenous zone."
Dude: "On you, maybe."

[thissucks]

No funny stuff Jackie... kids got the money... should be a pushover... flunking Social Studies...

[jar]

what timing. just bought the deluxe 2 disc on friday.

[Biscuits & Schlitz]

god i love that movie, thats why i had to get myself this pretty baby:

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_sportsstuff/images/2008/08/06/lebowskispecial.jpg

So did this just come out? How much?

[Clark Griswold]

and keepin an amphibious rodent... within the city limits... that ain't legal either

[jar]

"Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass??"

[thissucks]

Careful man, there's a beverage here!

[flipp jackson]

THE GOD DAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN

[thissucks]

NOTHING IS FUCKED?!

[eviljohn]

So did this just come out? How much?

a few months back, about 25-30$

[incubushaggy]

thanks to this thread, i am rewatching this movie.

it just started and i am already faced with a quandary i had never had before: how does the dude sign his check for that carton of milk???

[Jenkem Dealer]

Unsure of his signature but the check's dated 9/11/91

[flipp jackson]

and right afterward theres Sadam on television! it was meant to be!

[Tom]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e158/mcnail/lebow1.jpg

on sale today at 12PST/3EST
http://omgposters.com/2009/03/17/tyler-stouts-big-lebowski-poster-onsale-info/

[JayCal]

site crashed. sold out. couldn't get one. bummer.

[CMCJeff]

site crashed. sold out. couldn't get one. bummer.

same. i had that shit open earlier and i x'd it out like a fuckin dildo. right at 3 tried to log on and wouldn't load. finally got on at like 3:10 and that shit was long gone. damn it.

[flipp jackson]

i successfully added one to my cart but by the time i had finished registering with paypal my cart expired and when i went back it was sold out

[dalb3]

Was that shit paypal only?

[flipp jackson]

it took me to a paypal site

i thought it was fucking lame

[sexy penguin meat]

site crashed. sold out. couldn't get one. bummer.

[Jenkem Dealer]

http://www.lebowskifest.com/UpcomingFests/8thAnnualLebowskiFest/tabid/177/Default.aspx

Bought tickets to the Louisville fest on July 10th.. Decided I am too broke to buy tickets for the one on the 11th. But the one on the 10th sounds more appealing anyway; plus, Rob Riggle will be there!

(Even though he has no association with the movie whatsoever; maybe he's just a fan of it)

[dalb3]

That is rather tempting. I've never been to a Lebowskifest before and have always wanted to go. Saturday is the day because of the bowling. Anyone else thinking about going to this?

[Jenkem Dealer]

Well you should at least go to Friday so we can drink some white russians

[dalb3]

Making a weekend out of it would actually be pretty fucking cool, I'm going to talk to a couple buddies of mine that would be interested. If I go Friday, then you gotta be an urban achiever and bowl with us Saturday f'sho!

Edit: Lanes get taken quickly, so I'll probably commit sometime in the next week or so, and I'll bring my piece to flash on the lanes.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Like I said I am too broke to buy tickets for my woman and I and another hotel room for Saturday. Friday's my day (already bought the tix and reserved the hotel room). But if you end up going Friday let me know.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Edit: Lanes get taken quickly, so I'll probably commit sometime in the next week or so, and I'll bring my piece to flash on the lanes.

Haha missed this. Good deal. Mark it 8, dude.

This is not 'Nam, Smokey. There are rules.

[dalb3]

Like I said I am too broke to buy tickets for my woman and I and another hotel room for Saturday. Friday's my day (already bought the tix and reserved the hotel room). But if you end up going Friday let me know.

Yeah I'll let you know. Looking forward to this shit, man!

[JayCal]

Two Gentleman of Lebowski, by William Shakespeare

http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/

[A cliffside. Enter THE KNAVE and WALTER, with a jar of clay]

WALTER
Words, words, words. I’ll speak.
A glooming peace this morning with it brings:
The sun, for sorrow, will not show his head.
We come here to have talk of these sad things;
Of Donald, he who in his life bowlèd.
He was a straight and true bowler, and a virtuous man. He was of our sort, a man who loved the woods free from peril of the envious court. And he loved bowling well. He knew the pebbles on the hungry beach. And yea, he was a bowler most avid. And a fair friend, who never can be old. He died as did so many of his generation, ere his time. In Thy wisdom, Lord, Thou didst take him, as Thou took so many bright flowering young men, i’ the jungles of the Orient. These young men gave their lives, and Donald too; Donald who loved to play at ninepins.
And so, Sir Donald, in fairest accordance
With what your wishes last well might have been,
We make commitment of your last remains
To the deep bosom of the ocean buried,
A peaceful progress to the ocean, which
You loved so well. Now cracks a bowler’s heart.
[He scatters the ashes]
Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

THE KNAVE
But soft! The sorrow’s wind hath strewn the ash
And cover’d me in that we came to spill.

WALTER
Alack! Blown winds and crackèd cheeks! Raged! Blown!

THE KNAVE
Thou art an ass! A stupefying ass!

WALTER
Apologies.

THE KNAVE
Thou hast ruin’d all again!
Thou makest all a travesty of pain!

WALTER
‘Twas accident! I meant not for the breeze.

THE KNAVE
Thy statement, man! The stuff on jungle war.
What signifies thy foreign conflict here?
What signifies thy deadly-standing speech?
I’ll have no more; thou art a raging fool.

WALTER
I stand before thee tainted with remorse, and beg thy mercy; I am overcome. A pox upon’t, Knave; let us play at ninepins.

[Exeunt]

[Bacon]

Well, there goes my afternoon...

[flipp jackson]

is this shit ever coming out on blu-ray or what

this is the last hd-dvd that i own

[JayCal]

[He raises his sword, and smites the car]
This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!

[Squid]

WALTER
Hold thy tongue, Donald, I pray thee; thou art a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to thy wit. Yea, we shall brace the kid; he shall be o’er-pushed with certitude. We shall take what moneys he hath not spent, and yea, we shall be near the place of good repute, to feast on beefsteaks, have some ales and merry jests. Our troubles be over, Knave.




This is fucking gold

[iamlark]

Following the guy who wrote it on facebook - the script has been up for just over 24 hours and he's already had several offers to produce, a literary agent call, and an email from a movie exec about it. Also, someone sent Jeff Bridges the link, and he has abided.

Also the number of fans he has on facebook has tripled since i added it this morning.

Absolute fucking genius.

[johnnyutah]

WALTER
Nihilists! I am beshrewn. Say what thou wilt
Of fascist tenets, Knave; it seeks to stand
Philosophy and politic, not void.
And let it noted be that wildlife kept,
Amphibious rodent, in domestic walls,
Is retrograde to right and civil laws.

[Optimus Fag]

[He raises his sword, and smites the car]
This befalleth when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks, Laurence! Understand’st thou? Dost thou attend me? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence? Seest thou what happens, Laurence, when thou firk’st a stranger ‘twixt the buttocks?!

holy fuck

[jar]

i've got nothing much to add other than this is fucking awesome.

[Jenkem Dealer]

WALTER
Indeed, a rug of value; an estimable rug, an honour’d rug; O unhappy rug, that should live to cover such days!

DONALD
Of what dost thou speak, that tied the room together, Knave? Take pains, for I would well hear of that which tied the room together.

WALTER
Didst thou attend the Knave’s tragic history, Sir Donald?

DONALD
Nay, good Sir Walter, I was a-bowling.

WALTER
Thou attend’st not; and so thou hast no frame of reference. Thou art as a child, wandering and strutting amidst the groundlings as a play is in session, heeding not the poor players, their exits and their entrances, and, wanting to know the subject of the story, asking which is the lover and which the tyrant.

[Hephaestus]

Weird, I was watching this movie while on the treadmill at the gym tonight.

[Bacon]

THE KNAVE
Thou bringest a cur to ninepins?

WALTER
I bring naught to ninepins. The dog is not attired by my hand to play at sport, nor do I fetch it ale, nor shall he throw thy bowl-turn in thy stead....

THE KNAVE
Why, this is lunatics! This is mad as a mad dog! Were I a cuckold of such horn, and a wench bade me mind her animal passions on maiden voyages, whilst men of lesser virtue did swim in foreign waters and seek the isle within the brook, marry, I would cry out “Go hang!”, and leave the cur to fall where he may. Canst she not board the beast with some gentle farmer or country shepherdess?

WALTER
I pray thee, speak not of marriage; for here a man calleth vinegar the wine he hath not himself imbibed.
The cur is one of consequence, admired
In circles of husbandry, with well-noted
Documentation of his qualities;
And if ‘twere spook’d, it might lose hide and hair.
The cur hath parchments—

[DickScream]

BRANDT
Good Master Lebowski. Did you enjoy meeting my honourable lord?

THE KNAVE
Truly, sir, a gentle marvelous;
He bade me take any rug in the house.

--------------------------------------------------------

BONNIE
“With toe-nails of verdant and forester’s green
With a hey-nonny-no and a hey-nonny-nonny
Blow thrice on my toe-nails and I’ll be thy queen
And ever preserve me as thine, blithe and Bonnie.”
[to THE KNAVE]
I pray you, sir, blow.

THE KNAVE
Marry! But here’s a lady of good interest, whose toe-nails are the very green of the common hump, where grass doth grow and where country lovers do foot. Whither shall I blow, maid? For I am but a traveling tumbleweed, and may well be carried by any wind, e’en south.


AMAZING!

[incubushaggy]

jesus, this is really fucking good. just came across this sentence in the discussion of porn w/ jackie treehorn:

the knave: 'But I still read Ben Jonson manually.'

lost my shit.

[Bacon]

i'm definitely adding "i aim to smoke of the pipe" into my lexicon

[tarson]

one of my professors is in this

http://www.iupress.indiana.edu/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=120916

pretty hilarious

[flipp jackson]

did you go to IU?

[iamlark]

NYC premiere dates and times, further information to follow.
Yesterday at 11:02pm

DMTheatrics in association with Horse Trade Theater Group proudly present
the exclusive NYC premiere of
The most excellent comedie and tragical romance of
THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF LEBOWSKI
being the amusing misadventures of the Knave and Sir Walter

written by Mr. Adam Bertocci
inspired by the works of Mr. William Shakespeare and the Bros. Coen
Produced by Michele Schlossberg and Frank Cwiklik
Directed by Mr. Frank Cwiklik

March 18th thru April 4th 2010
The Kraine Theater, 85 East 4th St, NYC
Thursdays 8 PM, Friday thru Sunday 7:30 PM sharp

[tarson]

did you go to IU?

no

[Tom]

CALLING ALL ‘BIG LEBOWSKI FANS’, NEW SENSATIONS HOLDS PUBLIC CASTING CALL FOR ‘THE BIG LEBOWSKI – A XXX PARODY’

CHATSWORTH, CA – January 19, 2010 – Fresh off of their multiple wins at the 2010 AVN Awards show for their world famous parodies, New Sensations/Digital Sin announced today their much-anticipated next parody will include a twist never seen before in adult.

Beginning today, New Sensations/Digital Sin will hold a public casting call for six of the roles in their next blockbuster “The Big Lebowski – A XXX Parody.” The studio will be looking for individuals to fill the roles of: Jeffrey “Big” Lebowski, Walter, Brandt, Blonde Treehorn Thug, The Stranger and Liam. Although currently written into the script as non-sex roles, New Sensations/Digital Sin in open to re-writing the script to incorporate any of the six characters as a sex role for a Lebowski fan that is willing to show the ultimate dedication.

“We are looking for the most devoted and enthusiastic fans to fill these roles,” explains the AVN nominated parody director Lee Roy Myers. “This is my dream project since I am such a huge fan of The Big Lebowski. It is an amazing movie! Sex, bowling, cursing, a cable guy, Creedence tapes – Lebowski has everything a great pornographic movie needs."

According to New Sensations/Digital Sin, contestants should be prepared to work with the characters from “The Big Lebowski” since the studio has recently offered the entire original cast the opportunity to reprise their roles.

"This movie is going to show you things that ‘Big Lebowski’ fans have only dreamed about,” remarked Myers. “And if you will it, it is no dream!"

Contestants can enter by sending an e-mail to LebowskiAuditions@newsensations.com containing the following information:
1. Contestant’s Name
2. Contestant’s Phone Number
3. Role(s) they are auditioning for.
3. A link to their audition video. (The video should be uploaded to the social networking site of their choice. The preferred sites are YouTube and Facebook.)

E-mail submissions must be received by February 1st, 2010 to be considered for casting. Incomplete submissions will not be considered.

"If you think Logjammin’ is the best porno you have ever seen, just wait until you get a load of THE BIG LEBOWSKI – A XXX PARODY!” concluded Myers.

[lastnightintown]

i had someone call to ask what a paraquat was the other day.