The Official Drunk Thread

[Jenkem Dealer]

Let's get this party started.

[kilgore]

been drinking since 12pm

[supafuzz]

going to the Hermano show in a bit, then to an "office hoes & CEOs" party. i will be wrecked

[Kumoblade]

drank last night watched movies and alot of beers

[thissucks]

Listening to Electric Six, drinking Pauliner. Nice.

[MattyCakes]

drinking now before the party starts

[Jenkem Dealer]

I've been drinking the last four nights now. Sure am tired.

[MattyCakes]

party weak, drank my 12 newcastles, now keg is kicked

[Dai]

i might be back on the bow train in a couple of months, when i have a steady income again, it's something i've been thinking about for a while!
http://www.english-shop.de/images/strongbow%206%20bottles.jpg
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[encore]

been drinking since 5ish. bout to hit the sack though.

[johnnyutah]

going to the Hermano show in a bit, then to an "office hoes & CEOs" party. i will be wrecked

winning avatar

[kilgore]

some how made ir home after drinking 14 hours. roommate didnt make it home

[mike b]

i murdered a bunch of Sailor Jerry's last night. fucking good shit.

[supafuzz]

i murdered a bunch of Sailor Jerry's last night. fucking good shit.

yes it is.


i got wrecked last night. tons of ridiculous shit happened culminating with me sleeping with my ex's roommate which made it really awkward in the morning.

[gnutella]

i've found that wine gets me pretty plastered, pretty fast

[Tom]

heineken

[mondrarytomic]

heineken

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

[WTA]

my first post in this thread

[Tom]

hahaha what the fuck is that from

[mondrarytomic]

hahaha what the fuck is that from

Blue Velvet

[WTA]

it's bad up in here

[Kumoblade]

this tonight.

http://volunteer.blogs.com/winewaves/images/voga_delle_venezie_pinot_grigio_2004.jpg

[encore]

Hiyoooooo

[rhiza]

miller high life, alprazolam, carisoprodol, hydrocodone, internet, telephone, paper mario

[rhiza]

man oh man what have i become

[Squid]

2 Colt 45s and the left overs from a 6 pack of Killians in the fridge


there was a drunk thread afterall

[rhiza]

i really should just have my own subforum, i like talking to myself better than you guys anyway; plus, you never respond. i'm thinking about kicking my boarding up a notch. i have perfect grammar and spelling. should i just go all out and start using proper capitalization too?

[Squid]

work on your personal life, then your boarding life

[Tom]

not drunk but pretty well buzzed and would probabl be drunk if i just had a little bit mor to drnk. ohj well.

[rhiza]

i can still type correctly, what's wrong with you tom

[eom]

i'm guzzling dewar's.
earlier i had a nice riesling.

[cp.]

tonight I am getting drunk as fuck


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[LionsHeadBeer]

Why is it when the weather finally starts to get nice all you want to do is drink outside as soon as you wake up

[supafuzz]

i got absolutely wrecked off rye whiskey and everclear last night. i feel like absolute shit still and don't remember a lot of last night.

[sevenwords]

drinking a sierra nevada now.

[LionsHeadBeer]

drinking a sierra nevada now.

One of the greatest beers ever

[supafuzz]

apparently i disappeared for like an hour the other night and nobody know where the hell i was including me, but i showed up with some cherry 7-up and a bag of random beers. i have absolutely no idea where i could have gotten it from.

[chintzy]

sunday night is my saturday night.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o165/thechintzyschpincter/HPIM0442.jpg

another heath ledger cocktail for me.

[supafuzz]

sunday night is my saturday night.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o165/thechintzyschpincter/HPIM0442.jpg

another heath ledger cocktail for me.

is there a reasonably priced icewine to buy? i want to try it but don't want to shell out the cash without ever having it.

[Yoink]

Lots of Miller Light and Baseball, then these guys. (http://www.myspace.com/theblueeclipse) T-minus 1 hour

[drd1203]

sunday night is my saturday night.

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o165/thechintzyschpincter/HPIM0442.jpg

another heath ledger cocktail for me.

that looks about right. what are those? valium and vicodin?

[downgrade]

tab 10 and an oc 80

fuck that shit

[drd1203]

oc :)

[mike b]

i got real fucked up thursday night. woke up friday morn for work still drunk so i just called off and got fucked up all day. made a bunch of plans with people to do shit then ended up pasing out at like 10 oclock. woke up at 2am and was like what the fuck. ended up drinking til like 6. kinda feel shitty today but i just cracked a beer so hopefully that'll change in a lil.prolly gonna get shitfaced again tonight.

[supafuzz]

i got shitty last night with a handful of friends. tonight a bunch of us from work are getting together to party so work should be ridiculous tomorrow.

[pepeeltoro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/pepeeltoro/n545227854_379158_1655.jpg

[pepeeltoro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/pepeeltoro/n745725472_2105660_8063.jpg

[pepeeltoro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/pepeeltoro/n620525540_2474752_2841.jpg

[defhalotones]

there is 5 girls i'd bend over in that picture.

edit: actually that is all of them

[Vega]

your hair = greasy

[pepeeltoro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/pepeeltoro/monis.jpg

[El Twio]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v141/192/40/28103202/n28103202_39016426_5192.jpg

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[El Twio]

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[WTA]

i think the girl on the right is packin' meat

p.s. im drunk

[El Twio]

She's not mexican, don't worry about her.

[Tom]

corona

[Squid]

tequila...milagro style...while im breaking in the ashes divide

[Sultan Of Twat]

apparently i disappeared for like an hour the other night and nobody know where the hell i was including me, but i showed up with some cherry 7-up and a bag of random beers. i have absolutely no idea where i could have gotten it from.

The possibilities are endless.

I'm trying to hold out until Thursday to get drunk. Saving money and sparing myself additional pounds of fat.

[MattyCakes]

25 deep throwing up in my lap as we speak
as i type

[Sultan Of Twat]

lol

[Hephaestus]

just pounded an assload of expensive, high ABV% beer with my frioend mike, could have done without the walk home in the rain but im feeling goood.

[supafuzz]

The possibilities are endless.

I'm trying to hold out until Thursday to get drunk. Saving money and sparing myself additional pounds of fat.

the case of the 7-up was brought up today while watching the spurs game. it really is a mystery.

i haven't slept in 4 days because of some shit that's been going on. i started drinking after the blue & white game and ditched out on a formal figuring i would chill in the hot tub and relax. everything was good and fine until one of my boy's got booted from the formal so i told him he could stay here no problem. i try to pass out in my room but people kept calling and i walk out of my room with no sign of my friend, puke everywhere and his car was gone.

needless to say i get pissed and clean the shit up. i ended up playing drinking games with another buddy, his girlfriend, and her friend. i'm drunk again and hit the gravity bong a few times so i'm about to go into hibernation

[Sultan Of Twat]

I'm officially sober.

[chintzy]

well then get the fuck outta here you!

[Sultan Of Twat]

u crunk bro?

[chintzy]

yeah, im about 3 glasses into a bottle of ice wine.

[Sultan Of Twat]

Dope. I got off work at midnight. No drinks for me :(. I will now leave this thread.

[supafuzz]

played 6 or so games of sand volleyball today, swam in the pool, chilled in the hot tub, drank, smoked cigars, smoked weed, hit on women...summer is finally coming!

[JayCal]

was just drinkin at my local watering hole. lye and evasive were also there. many many thanks to evasive for the birthday beer. he is the fuckin man. thanks again, dude. much appreciated.

[Hephaestus]

was just drinkin at my local watering hole. lye and evasive were also there. many many thanks to evasive for the birthday beer. he is the fuckin man. thanks again, dude. much appreciated.

Shit, happy birthday man!
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[JayCal]

Haha. Had to go with the 40. Apr 24, so it's really tomorrow, but, ya know, it is 2am now.

[Hephaestus]

Haha. Had to go with the 40. Apr 24, so it's really tomorrow, but, ya know, it is 2am now.

See, this is the best thing you can do on your bday, go out for midnight drinks, then do dinner and early drinks the actual night of.

[JayCal]

Exactly.

[supafuzz]

beer

[Yoink]

i love beer.. once i start drinking it doesnt matter what it is. if its cold or even slightly warm whatever ill drink.. nom nom nom nom


and also ive had about a 6 pack already so hopefuly puke is on the horizon

[JayCal]

Fuckin hell. Was just at a party, wasted, made out with two chicks, and decided to fuckin drive an HOUR home instead of crashing there. Can't believe I'm not dead. Stupid.

[WhoWantsPie]

Total Brooke move. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed, Mr. Cal.

[JayCal]

Buddy was with me. He said I was good to go. I made it, so I guess he was right. Hardest drive of my life, though. Shit. Time for bed. It's light out.

[cp.]

MSP has had sobriety checkpoints on random roads in random counties for 5 of the last 6 weeks. Be careful brah.


click here for info

http://www.mass.gov/?pageID=eopsgeneric2landing&L=3&L0=Home&L1=Public+Safety+Agencies&L2=Massachusetts+State+Police&f=Massachusetts+State+Police_more&sid=Eeops#top

[kitty]

I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed

a classic parenting line.

ps -- i'm not drunk. i'm about to go to church actually. sorry for being in this thread.

[321Drum!]

Beer-a-thon '08 started one hour and 41 minutes ago. 2 down. 22 to go

[Meathead Jock]

Wish I could have found this thread last night. I became that guy who offers the bartender 10 dollars for a 4 dollar drink after they stopped serving for the night.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Last night I drank the majority of a party keg of Warsteiner and then had some Bud Selects to go with my bar-be-cue last night. Played Super Smash Bros. Brawl and watched Half-Baked and The Wedding Singer (the latter movie NOT my choice). Pretty cool night.

[supafuzz]

got pretty wasted last night. pre-gamed and watched some basketball at a buddy's place then went to a party. ended up killing an 18 pack of bud select then taking shots of moonshine and drinking keystone. i kept telling morakinyo williams that he stole my shoes, found some lean pockets, gave them to some guy and was telling everyone that the guy stole my lean pockets. it turned into some long running joke throughout the night. i ended up sleeping with some chick whose actual name i don't even know. overall it was a good night.

[Allen C. Ander]

i did, and im upset. i had about 8 beers and 3 shots and not even a fuckin buzz. i did however find a $10 on the floor and a drummer boy quarter, so it kinda made up for it lol. plus, had some hot bitches rubbin their stuff all over me. too bad im taken :(

[Francis Wolcott]

you
ugh you

[laqueefa]

i did, and im upset. i had about 8 beers and 3 shots and not even a fuckin buzz. i did however find a $10 on the floor and a drummer boy quarter, so it kinda made up for it lol. plus, had some hot bitches rubbin their stuff all over me. so i went home and gave my lady the drillbit taylor

that would have been a better ending to the story

[Allen C. Ander]

that would have been a better ending to the story

oh, its about to happen. she just got home from her girls nite. peace out niggas.

[laqueefa]

pics

[Artard]

pics

Or it didnt happen.

[supafuzz]

this thread has been a disgrace since the board changed over.

that being said i'm pretty drunk. watched the pens-flyers raping then the rest of the celtics game. waiting for some people to get off work to start partying & grill out. then i work 10 days straight before flying to san antonio for two weeks

[mike b]

damn. it's been like a month but i'm bumping this shit cuz i'm drinking at my house now palying Tecmo Super Bowl, watching Four Brothers and listening to Unloco waiting for my friuends to quit being gay and actually wanna do something.

[supafuzz]

i just got off work a bit ago. pounding some beers listening to a mix of kyuss, orange goblin, supafuzz, clutch, your highness and sasquatch before i head out for the night.

[Hephaestus]

damn. it's been like a month but i'm bumping this shit cuz i'm drinking at my house now palying Tecmo Super Bowl, watching Four Brothers and listening to Unloco waiting for my friuends to quit being gay and actually wanna do something.

Man, none of my friends play Tecmo Super Bowl anymore. They used to host huge tourneys where there would be like 10 TVs in one room going at once with kegs and food.

[supafuzz]

Man, none of my friends play Tecmo Super Bowl anymore. They used to host huge tourneys where there would be like 10 TVs in one room going at once with kegs and food.

i think it may be time for new friends

[Matton]

You know you've had too much vodka when you find yourself rocking the fuck out to Funeral For A Friend (the Elton John song, not the band. Although rocking out to the band would apply, also).

[Hephaestus]

You know you've had too much vodka when you find yourself rocking the fuck out to Funeral For A Friend (the Elton John song, not the band. Although rocking out to the band would apply, also).

pics or it didn't happen.

[supafuzz]

You know you've had too much vodka when you find yourself rocking the fuck out to Funeral For A Friend (the Elton John song, not the band. Although rocking out to the band would apply, also).

like the vodka had anything to do with it.

[supafuzz]

the last two nights i got pretty trashed. saturday night was a typical drunken night out but last night our only decent music venue closed and hot club of cowtown played. they were pretty cool but it was sad to see the dame go. also i got really fucked up.

[overactive blatter]

I quit smoking weed, and drinking (somewhat, i will still have a beer, or maybe even a few on special ocassions, like Canada Day), so i'm even lamer now than i was before...

oh well, i had fun being irresponsible and intoxicated for the past 8-10 years now, but it's time for me to grow up and start working towards my life-long goals, before i am too bitter and old to give a fuck about anything or anyone at all...not to mention i was spending entirely too much $$$ on the shit.

[mike b]

Man, none of my friends play Tecmo Super Bowl anymore. They used to host huge tourneys where there would be like 10 TVs in one room going at once with kegs and food.
i think it may be time for new friends

pretty much. only games we play anymore are Tecmo Super Bowl and NBA Jam TE.


this past weekend was pretty much three days in a row of being shitfaced. friday was just usual bar shit. got wrecked. saturday drank at my house most of the day by myself then went out with a bunch of people later. got all fucked up and came back to my house and drank and smoked. at like 5 in the morning me and some chick decided it would be a good idea to walk all around the neighborhood taking pictures of ourselves sitting on random peoples' porches. did that for a few hours and then when the sun came out and it started to get a lil warmer we walked to the car wash up the street and had a water fight.

slept for a few hours sunday afternoon then started cooking out and drinking when i got up. drank a bottle of vodka and a bottle of kahlua. got all fucked up. woke up on the garage floor at like 5:30 in the morning.

good times.

[mike b]

prolly gonna drink a shitlaod of beer and cheap whiskey tonight and play video games until something goes on. fucking swear fridays are the weakest days of the week anymore.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Just got done drinking with friends at one of my fav bars.. Shooting pool, etc.. Fucking happiness.

[Hollow Light]

Drunk, alone, why does this not surprise me.

[upinhell]

Just got done drinking with friends at one of my fav bars.. Shooting pool, etc.. Fucking happiness.

which one?

[the exploded rage]

i drunk a little yesterday .i am broke now till wage so i wont drink for a week or something

[321Drum!]

Work -> Bar -> Home -> Bar -> Girl gets kicked out of her own home by apt. security (yeah that just happened) -> hanging by the pool at a buddy's house -> Home

Not what I was expecting from tonight.

[supafuzz]

the other night at the bar me and some friends thought it would be funny to tell people i own a magazine which spiraled into me passing out drinks behind the bar and taking like 300 pictures with random people i don't know. it was pretty fucking ridiculous.

[Sex Change]

Drunk, alone, why does this not surprise me.

Probably for the same reason it doesn't surprise me.

[Hollow Light]

Probably for the same reason it doesn't surprise me.

On the up side at least I'm not Sex Change.

[Sex Change]

I actually think it's quite funny.

[Hollow Light]

I actually think it's quite funny.

Yeah, being you must be a laugh and a half.

[dalton]

air jordans? hot damn!

[Sommy]

whats become of me im drinking boxed wine

chardonay out of a box is really pretty bad

[Meathead Jock]

So what if i have an interview in 7 hours, no reason to not drink 15 beers.

[Sommy]

i drank heavily the night before i started at guitar center

somehow im still employed there

[Synthesis]

i drank heavily the night before i started at guitar center

somehow im still employed there

While we're on the subject, when are you going to make a new guitar center thread?

[Sommy]

While we're on the subject, when are you going to make a new guitar center thread?

Probably not going to with the board being public and all.

[mike b]

i got fairly drunk last night and was about to leave the bar at 1AM with some chick until she decided that she wanted to gamble. i was like what the fuck how you gonna gamble. talked for a few minutes and then next thing i know we were on our way to some casino about an hour from where we live. drove to that motherfucker, played blackjack, craps and roulette for a few hours and came home. rolled in my door around 6ish. had to be up for work at 7. we each won like 10 bucks which covered the cost of gas and a few drinks. pretty fucking good time though.

[supafuzz]

the other night got really drunk and broke another camera. me and a chick were horsing around like crazy. we knocked over just about everything in her apartment and we both have bruises and shit. my camera was in my pocket and the screen got fucked up. it was fun as hell but sucks i have to send my camera out.

last night my buddy got off work and we immediately did a power hour with beer. when that finished we weren't satisfied with the results we decided to immediately do another with every third a shot of jager. we got pretty drunk and decided to get a volleyball game going. after drinking more and playing a few games i ended up going back to the girl's apartment who broke my camera. an old buddy of mine gets in tonight around 3am so the next few days should be a bit hazy.

[Mark.]

Shit stories like this do nothing but remind me of how much I don't drink anymore. If I tried to drink like some of you guys do now, or like I used to I would end up in a ditch outside of town naked.

[johnnyutah]

fuck yes kids, its 5am and i was just knee deep in 35 year old stock shit yeah

[cp.]

I am drunk as fuck in my basement, in my recliner, w/ my police scanner on my left, laptop on my right, getting ready to blast some DOWN and download some horror movies. Great day.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Goddamn that sounds like a fun night.

[mike b]

got shitfaced last night at bocce. left there then went to bar across the street from me. then went back to my house with my dudes and two broads. played cards on the porch for a while. everyone left cept for this one chick. hooked up the original Nintendo and we played Duck Hunt and drank til about 5. had to leave for work and she is still sleeping on my couch. ain't gonna lie, i'm kinda pissed about that.


fuck. prolly gonna get shitfaced again today too. i think sunday is the only day in two weeks that i haven't been wasted til like 5-7 in the morn.

[allison wonderland]

did you look at her boobs??

[mike b]

can't say i did

[bmfbooby]

i drank a 40 the other night after work. and then i wanted another one but i didnt wanna get a dui and the bar at the end of my street was closed. luckily this one girl calls me and asks if id get her a 40, so i was like sure. she had her friend with her who was prego, and she was talkin about how she wanted budweiser. i asked her what the name of her unborn baby was, she said emma. i told her emma aint no name of an alcoholic baby, if she wants bud she has to name her kid emmalou harris, middle name, whatever her baby daddy name is. she agreed, so i got them bud.
goddamn colt 45 is delicious.

[Lndrs]

The joy of painting is awesome high even though this is the drunk thread. I am downloading two seasons right now.

[mike b]

drank a lil last night and just chilled at home and watched the All Star game with a few friends. nothing special. got bocce today so i'll prolly get shitfaced. wednesdays are always good days to get wasted.

[supafuzz]

didn't plan on drinking but one of my friends is going to be gone for a few weeks so i drank with her and some of our friends while watching the all-star game. it was a good time but now i'm dead tired with no sleep and about to go look at a house before work. supposed to go to $5 aycd tonight but i may not now.

[mike b]

$5 all you can drink is amazing. some places around here will get shit like that together every once in a while.

[supafuzz]

$5 all you can drink is amazing. some places around here will get shit like that together every once in a while.

yeah it's awesome. it's every weds. at a bar called the paddock. we usually go from around 6pm-2:30am but i have to work so i won't be there until later. it's gotten to the point where everyone knows us there because we're the first ones there and the last ones to leave.

a lot of places have aycd around here but it's generally $10 which is still a good deal

[mike b]

good shit man.

and ya, basically any straight fee for all you can drink is tits. normal bar night i'd drop easily $20 or more just to get drunk. pretty much why i don't head out to bars anymore unless i'm already half wasted.

[mike b]

got shitfaced at happy hour yesterday, came home and passed out. missed the bar and shit. woke up at 1am and started drinking with a few people. ended up staying up all night and heading straight to work. tired as fuck right now but just cracked some beers. prolly pull another all nighter tonight too. cheers fuckers.

[supafuzz]

didn't drink last night. tonight just gonna sit around, smoke some cigars, and drink some bourbon

[bmfbooby]

i kinda sorta blacked out at the bar the other day. when i came to i was in some vagine.

i never knew good ever came outta jagermeister.

[Hollow Light]

Drinkin' Evan Williams with a friend.

Smokage in 10 minutes.

Thank god it's the weekend.

[JayCal]

how long until mike gets liver disease

[Someidiot]

fuck I want alcohol right now.

[Hollow Light]

fuck I want alcohol right now.

aka under 21

[eom]

pretty much every thread i make on here is a drunk thread.
this thread should be retitled "The Official Dumb Thread."

[Someidiot]

aka under 21

No, aka stuck at work.

[Hollow Light]

No, aka stuck at work.

Drive Through, Even Late!

[bloodwulf]

I drank too much black house last night. My exgirlfriend had the balls to bring her new bf over to a party i had so i kicked them out. Everyone thought i overreacted and got me all pissed off so i kicked them all out too. Then my exgirlfriend had the balls to call me and chew me out, so i took my agression out on a flower vase lol.
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3874/p7190081nf2.jpg

[defhalotones]

who was murdered?

[cp.]

I had a house warming party last night and got drunk as fuck with about 60 people. Rad times.

[Hollow Light]

bloodwulf is the best new poster ever

Drunk on Newcastle Brown at the moment.

[mike b]

got shitfaced last night. don't remember much really. most likely do the same tonight.

[supafuzz]

one of my new roommates is having a little shinddig for her birthday tonight. just got off work and out the shower and drinking a beer. about to go get shitty

[Hot Carl]

I'm a recovering alcoholic. fuck you guys.. but seriously i just had 3 white russians and im chillin.. I love the official drunk thread...

[defhalotones]

the official drunk thread loves you, Hot Carl.

[WhoWantsPie]

Well there goes recovery, it seems.

[Neva]

I had a house warming party last night and got drunk as fuck with about 60 people. Rad times.

you and beets moved?

[urban disciple]

Pretty drunk on Sam Adams Summer Ale.

Just listened to And You Will Know Us By The Trail of The Dead "It Was There That I Saw You" and now "Life Burns" By Apocalyptica.

More great tracks to come. Like "Untitled Finale" by Atreyu. Gay band but good song.

[cp.]

you and beets moved?

I bought a house in Wilmington and BeeTs is moving to Plum Island in a few weeks.

[y0yoyo u fuckin ho]

last weekend i turned 26, drank a abundant amount of jameson and wild turkey, blacked out and woke up to huge pavement burns on my face...i got in a fight with the pavement and the pavement won

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6180/0718080029bsd0.jpg


i fucked my foot up pretty good and got blood everywhere...i guess my shorts kept falling down and at one point my balls were hanging out of my boxers...it was a awesome night

heres a action shot

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/8762/0717082252bmo7.jpg

[mike b]

this weekend was full of some crazy drunkness. got banned from one of my favorite bars friday night. still a lil pissed about it but oh well. fuck that place and it's owner.

[mike b]

just picked up four cases of Bud Light and a bottle of Asti for $25. goddamn do i love having friends that work at a liquer store.

[Vega]

I bought a house in Wilmington and BeeTs is moving to Plum Island in a few weeks.

this blew my mind congrats and peace to BeeTs

[mike b]

bout to get all kinds of fucked up today and hit up Cedar Point. not too sure how 151 is gonna go with a bunch of roller coasters.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Got drunk off of Colt 45 and Mickey's malt liquor. Played Halo 1 and Halo 3 with two good friends and my girlfriend. Had fun. About to go to sleep and work tomorrow. <3's

[Jenkem Dealer]

Post #300 goes in this thread. :) Hey Neva, the Mickey's I drank was in the form of a tall can!

[supafuzz]

i got really trashed and threw a bunch of furniture from a fifth floor apartment the other night.

[mike b]

haha, awesome.

i got way too wasted this weekend. kinda feel like shit right now. good times though.

[mwarkentin]

Anyone ever use these anti-hangover pills? Fucking brilliant.. had a gonger on friday, chowed down on these through the night.. next day I was still tired, but woke up with absolutely no headache.. so much better.

[Tom]

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[Hollow Light]

Old Crow whiskey

[supafuzz]

some dude pissed me off at a bar the other night so i slammed him into a table by his neck. the funny part was he was then tossed from the bar because i'm friends with the bouncers

[supafuzz]

just got back from a local irish pub. was trying to drink some magic hat #9 but it was all fucked up for some reason. i didn't have to pay for the two pints but they were like water. on top of that the bartender gave me two pitchers for $5 and her number. there was also a homeless dude playing country songs who belongs in the eccentric thread. he said he'll be back the next few days so i may go back and try to snag some photos with him.

[encore]

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are the drunks and stoners ever gonna get along? i nominate an official drunk/high thread.

[supafuzz]

i found some malt liquor that i can drink called haffenreffer private stock. i got it as a joke but it has no taste to it at all so i drink it after i'm drunk

[Sex Change]

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are the drunks and stoners ever gonna get along? i nominate an official drunk/high thread.

fuck are you talking about, stoners get along with everyone.

[encore]

fuck are you talking about, stoners get along with everyone.

yea that didnt make sense, cause im stoned.

<3

[mike b]

i've been getting into way too many drunk escapades lately and not really utilizing this thread. i need to start working on that shit. didn't really drink too much tonight. maybe 10 beers while watching a movie then going out for wings for a lil. kinda weak actually.

[bmfbooby]

i think mike b just needs his own reality show.

[supafuzz]

i think mike b just needs his own reality show.

eventually the collective board will have enough money to fund it.

[dalton]

yeah im drunk what it is?

what it is?

man, this fan is way to loud for how little air it puts out...

fuck this fan..

:(

[mike b]

i think mike b just needs his own reality show.
this could very well be the best show ever. prolly did enough dumb shit this last summer to fill up a few seasons of a show. however, i must admit that after that last arrest and missing work and shit i have tried to not drink and go out as much for financial and job reasons. i need to cut back and just lay low for a while. however, i doubt that will happen because i am an idiot.

eventually the collective board will have enough money to fund it.

this would be awesome. and most likely a great investment for anyone involved.

[mike b]

i decided that today and tomorrow imma make up for all the time i haven't been getting that drunk and get royally shitfaced. prolly scoop a few bottles for the weekend.

[allison wonderland]

so mike the hangovers dont deter you that much?

[mike b]

i haven't had a hangover in about ten years orr so

[supafuzz]

just bought a 1/5 of jager and 18 pack of keystone light 16oz. tonight should end well

[supafuzz]

just got home from the bar. managed to make out with some chick, smoke 2 blunts outside, and threw a dude i hate over the fence. i'm wantin some food but my car is blocked in so i'm probably just gonna pass out listening to music,

[AFHAERO]

I drank a 24oz of Steel Reserve, a shot of pumpkin liquor, and a mug of hot Witches Brew wine. Pretty buzzed. I blame the warm brew.

[bmfbooby]

if mike b ever does get a reality show, i think supafuzz would have to be in it too. i have a feeling they would drive eachother to new alcoholic heights.

the other night i was at a concert and in the course of the evening i had roughly half a bottle of port wine, 4-6 beers, some type of whiskey i believe johnny walker, a few screwdrivers. i was quite drunk, but i was fine. and then i did a shot of jager.
goddamn i hate jager. its like the devils asshole x infinitity, shitting on me repeatedly.

[supafuzz]

i drank with my roommates and some friends then smoked a few bowls then a perdomo edicion de silvio. a friend of mine has gotten on a religious streak so he invited me to midnight pancakes at the bapstist student center or some shit and i walked up there with some friends smoking a cigar and drinking a beer. can't beat free pancakes and apparently they didn't think it was funny that i was jumping off their roof yelling at sorority girls.

[bmfbooby]

i drank with my roommates and some friends then smoked a few bowls then a perdomo edicion de silvio. a friend of mine has gotten on a religious streak so he invited me to midnight pancakes at the bapstist student center or some shit and i walked up there with some friends smoking a cigar and drinking a beer. can't beat free pancakes and apparently they didn't think it was funny that i was jumping off their roof yelling at sorority girls.

see that story x mike b would equal reality platinum.

even the clown would like it.

[El Twio]

I found a bike on my drunk walk home last night, I promply crashed it and now can't put any weight on my ankle.

[allison wonderland]

how can you get so drunk you black out and have no hangover??

[MattyCakes]

i went to this place in princeton, triumph microbrewery. place is the bomb, they got one in philly and fortunately right down the road from me too in PA, all octoberfest flavors

[mike b]

how can you get so drunk you black out and have no hangover??

quite easily. for example, last night i don't remember a good couple hours. apparently some chick was fucking around with me and pushed me down the steps. my face is real scraped up and my thumb might be broken. i spent most of the day looking for my sandals only to have my friend come over and find one in my front yard. and i'm not sure how i got home. anyway, i got up and went to pick up my dude and we've been drinking and watching football for a while now.

[mike b]

imma bump this thread now, cuz im in one of the worst moods i can ever remember being in my life. and when i get off work imma deal with it one of the only ways i know how, by getting fucking shitfaced.

[supafuzz]

the other night some friends from louisville came in so naturally a crew of us went to $5 aycd. they ran out of beer at midnight so it was bourbon from there on out. i ended up in the back storage room of some other bar, stealing a ton of silverware and a glass from a restaurant, taking a cab ride to a pizza place that was closed and back to the house, threw some dude into the bushes after threatening my friend, and telling my roommate's "friend" that she was a fucking cunt who couldn't ride in the cab with us because she eats our food.

[mike b]

bout to get shitfaced and then watch my dude Pavlik whoop up on Hopkins later tonight. good shit man.

[Badwong]

last night i walked down to the bayou's edge at 3:30 in the morning to take a piss. the vibes have been weird as fuck around here and i was hoping to stumble across something gnarly

but i was alone with my thoughts, as usual. and for 10 minutes, in complete sobriety (and massive amounts of respitory pain), i stood on the banks of the gnarliest water in texas holding my dick, watching moonlight refract off the face of my swatch and wondering just how long i had before suffocating to death in the rain...

and right then, right then, a mullet launched straight out of the water to consume a turd floating just above the steaming brown water's horizon with chuck yeager-esque grace and precision. in that brief moment of clarity, i truly understood the beauty of life. here is my hoping that tonight, you all share an equally profound experience.

[Badwong]

man. seriously. how do i keep posting 4 replies at once

[Tom]

been drinking since 1pm. bless my friends.

[supafuzz]

friday night was an 80's dance party on the lawn of the old courthouse downtown. as soon as i got off work work we started drinking and i killed a case before we even went. i kept drinking down there and was just being ridiculous. on the walk home we were fucking around and my buddy was crawling on the ground acting like he was throwing up (it has to do with an old joke) and a car full of girls stopped to "take care of us." after about 10 minutes they realized we were just fucking with them and got pissed off and left. ended up getting free jimmy johns because they were closed but decided they'd give us sandwiches anyway.

tonight i have a bottle of michter's rye and smoke a cigar (haven't decided what yet)

[supafuzz]

the last two nights were pretty ridiculous. i hurt my back playing football the other day (my dude stuck his head right in my lower back trying to tackle me) so walking long distances kinda sucks. friday night we decide to drink and walk to a bar downtown which took a while because i was like an old fucking man with a back ache. the bar was nothing special other than we were hanging out with some girls we met there and my buddy was trying hard with one of them. her friend told me that she's a major whore and they suspect she has std's and asked if we should tell him so we decided he should know. later some nasty chick walked up to my roommate and told him she knows him and grabbed his hand and rubbed ber boob with it while he screamed at her. she left and comes to the window we were by, drops her top, and rubbed her nasty titties all over the glass. after closing time we call a cab and go home. when we got home i gave the cabby my debit card and he said "oh, i'm not a cab." somehow this guy just gave us a ride home when we thought we were in a cab so we gave him $5.

last night some guy at the bar was punching people as they walked in from outside. he did it to me and i slammed him into the wall by his neck causing his friends to get pissed. i didn't pay any attention to them and just got my pitcher and went back outside. later i was talking to some friends and one of the guys was standing behind me staring at me for like 10 minutes. finally he ended up talking a whole lot of shit without even remotely trying to do anything. he kept asking his other friend if he should "let me go" or fight me. the guy kept telling him to fight me but they were fucking ridiculous. i got tired of fucking around and told them if they wanted to fight that's fine but if not i was just going back to making fun of them with my friends and they left. later on i got a bunch of jager shots and bee that turned out were put on a credit card someone found.

this morning my buddy knocks on my bedroom door asking if i know where his keys and phone are. i had no idea but know he had it when we got back. he found $30 in his pocket that he has no idea where it came from and is freaking out about his keys and phone still drunk. we go out to his car and it's unlocked, his keys are in the back seat and his phone was under the driver's seat. we dunno if he tried to drive home or what.

[Lndrs]

BALL TONGUE

[mike b]

fri - started drinking after work. went to happy hour where my friend bartends and she always hooks me up. got drunk there. went back to my house and drank a lil. then went to this other bar where another friend bartends and hooks me up. left there shitfaced. don't really remember going to this one bar where a bunch of my friends were. woke up saturday morning with no clue what happened the later part of friday night. found out that i got kicked out of the bar for knocking shit over or some bullshit like that. and i think i sprayed mustard all over the table. apparently i was a fucking wreck.

sat - woke up pretty drunk from friday night. started drinking at my house waiting for my two friends to come over so we could go to this bar/walk thing on South Ave. (there's like 10 bars in walking distance so a bunch of people sign up at bars and you walk from bar to bar drinking at each one.) go there. drink a lot. walk to like eight bars. it was my friend's sister's birthday. she turned 21. ended up hanging out with her a lot using her birthday to get free shots from dudes. i'd be like "hey, it's her birthday, buy her a shot." then dudes would ask her what she wanted and i'd be like tequila. then i'd drink her shot because she doesn't drink much. prolly got like eight free shots cuz of her. fucking pissed off these two bartenders at this one shithole bar. they had three bowls of candy on the bar. apparently i took all three bowls and put all the candy in my pockets. then i started throwing it all over the bar. bartender saw me and told me to cut it out and clean it up and then i just started throwing handfuls in the air and told her to call a firetruck because i was having a parade. she wasn't happy. ended up passing out in my car at one point before we left. my friend drove me home as i puked in the back seat. next thing i know it's two in the morning and i'm on my bathroom floor and my friend wakes me up. i wake up thinking it's like 6pm or some shit and am ready to start drinking and go out. obviously that wasn't gonna happen. ended up drinking with him for about two hours and then fell asleep.

and i didn't eat any food from like friday at noon til i cooked on sunday at like 2. prolly the reason i was so fucked up and puking.

[supafuzz]

last night a buddy came in from louisville and a bunch of us hit our usual bar for $5 aycd. i broke a chair, there was brawl involving the owner, and my buddy kept buying jager bombs and top shelf for us until my favorite bartender just started giving us stuff.

me and my roommate got a keg for tonight so who knows what the hell will happen

[Haliai]

woohoo! neighbors got me drunk downtown. and then they demanded that i eat doughnuts. amazing.

[Mark.]

not drunk yet, but got 2 mickeys for tailgating tomorrow.

[lolwut]

then i started throwing it all over the bar. bartender saw me and told me to cut it out and clean it up and then i just started throwing handfuls in the air and told her to call a firetruck because i was having a parade.


This is among the finest things I've ever read on the internets.

[bmfbooby]

there was some drunk douche at the bar tonight. he kept on trying to rub up on girls, but no one wanted none of what he was havin, so they would tell him to fuck off and he would walk away.
he had hair like dwight schrute.
at one point he picked his chair up and slammed it on the ground, the bartender took that as "you ready to go brad?"
he said yeah.
then the bartender looked at me and asked if he was driving home, i told him fuck if i know.
then i realized that brad left his keys. so i told the bartender, well not without these.
so he threw the dudes keys behind the bar.

dude showed up 7 times. walking back and forth. looking for his keys. not once asking if anyone saw them. just obviously looking for them. back and forth.
then me and my sister went downtown. and this old drunk dude started tellin my sister how he was in love with her. and she meant everything to him. she was his world.
she went outside to "take a phone call"
then he fell on the ground. i helped him up.
then he fell to the ground again, but this time his pants were around his ankles.

it was pretty awesome.

[mike b]

got pretty shitfaced last night. good times. woke up today, watched a movie. just hopped out the shower now i'm bout to go grab some food and start drinking by myself and playing nintendo games until most of my gay friends get off work later and actually wanna do something. prolly be a mess tonight as well.

[Sommy]

Made flaming Dr Peppers for the first time (they were delicious, but I should have only had a couple) at my friend's house, was so drunk I kicked all the beer pong cups off the table, got into a fight with my friend's roommate's dog (I have bite marks up and down my arms today), and apparently put a hole in one of the walls. Then after I went to bed, I apparently woke up at some point and was blacked out, because when I came to, I was on the toilet taking a crap. That was bizarre. And then I slept until 5:00 pm. Rough night.

I'm supposed to go out again tonight, but I don't know if I'm up to it. I feel like ass.

[mike b]

i take it you used 151 to make em? shit will fuck you up real quick./

[Sommy]

i take it you used 151 to make em? shit will fuck you up real quick./

Yeah, but every recipe I've read says the 151 is really just supposed to top the shot off -- the rest is supposed to be amaretto. But yeah, I guess it still fucked me up pretty badly. Plus, all that sugar.

When my dumbass friend Pat came by, we made him try one, and when we lit the shots he decided to start doing raver moves over the flames, which naturally resulted in three broken shot glasses and flaming liquor all over the floor.

[Jenkem Dealer]

Going to a local show tonight.. gonna get fucked up, I think. Probably. I guess. It's at an old closed-down school's gymnasium. Shit's gonna be off the hook. Beer and weed can be brought in.

[Sommy]

I'm rarely ever hungover anymore, but does anyone else feel like everything is going in slow motion when they're hungover? Cuz that's how I felt all day today.

[johnnyutah]

got smashed last night. was hammered by 6pm after drinking from noon. got home past 3am i feel like dogshit now

good night though. fuck

oh yeh got blown in an alley yay

[321Drum!]

8:30am - Wake up beer
9:05am - Purchase pint of Jack
9:10am - Pre-game beer
9:30am - Second Pre-game beer
9:45am - Fill flask with Jack
10:00am - Chill with an old friend before Razorback game and sip on said Jack
1:00pm - At game with said old friend and continue to sip on said Jack
5:00pm - Leave game and continue to sip on said Jack
5:15pm - Finish Jack in said friend's car while in traffic.
7:45pm - Pick up pizza and a six pack.
8:00pm - Crack first beer and watch this weeks episode of Its Always Sunny
8:27pm - Crack second beer and await further instructions
8:30pm - Agree to go halves on a 30 pack
9:00pm - Crack third beer
9:15pm - Purchase said thirty pack
9:45pm - Crack fourth beer (which is actually sixth beer)

[AFHAERO]

drunk;

[Lndrs]

Disillusioned, pure confusion,
where I'm rolling, never never knowing
Walkin' minefields, all is surreal,
where I'm rolling, never never knowing
Walked out of my mind,
don't wanna find, whatevers left
Poppin' pills and drinkin' booze,
smokin' everyday
Stoned and drunk completely gone,
my world is here to stay

Ain't no silence, constant violence,
where I'm rolling, never never knowing
Demolition, crucifixion,
where I'm rolling, never never knowing

Walked out of my mind,
don't wanna find, whatevers left
Stoned and drunk completely gone,
my world is here to stay
Hide my fears and kill my doubts,
whatevers in my way
Poppin' pills and drinkin' booze,
smokin' everyday
Stoned and drunk completely gone,
my world is here to stay

[mike b]

prolly gonna get really shitfaced all weekend.

[johnnyutah]

just lettin ya cunts know before hand

[supafuzz]

my best friend came in for a visit and we started drinking at 10am yesterday. i already had an $80 tab at 1:00 and they day just went up or downhill from there depending on how you look at belligerency

[y0yoyo u fuckin ho]

got destroyed at the browns game thursday night...drunkest ive ever been while being able to junction....started drinking at 4 pm and ended the night at 4 am after tailgating and going to bars as well as the stip club Christies in the flats (which owns any strip club in columbus or ohio for that matter)

[johnnyutah]

AWESOME. been drinkin since 4. seen some old mates tonight, good times but no pussy. in a way i'm kinda proud of myself though for not being an absolute retarded drunk etc

[Mark.]

my friends and I are getting a keg to tailgate for the texas tech/ok st game today. Should be a good time.

[mike b]

went to some bar where my friend works yesterday for happy hour. she always hooks it up. then went back to my house for a lil. then to my dudes to drink. he got a studio in his hous eso we just fucked around and recorded some shit. got fucking watsed and ended up playing LCR til about 6 in th emorn. my dude just came over and woke me upo a lil bit ago. bout to shower and eat and shit and then prolly sit around and drink until something goes on. prolly be shitfaced again tonight.

[321Drum!]

sure you're not shitfaced now?

[mike b]

so how about saturday night some homeless dude wanted to kill me. leaving the Cavs game and we're walking down the street and i'm pretty wasted. dude is standing there shaking his cup with money in it and has a sign that says "ain't gonna lie, i just need beer." i walk up to him and say "so do i" and take the money out of his cup and walked away. i dropped the change and he started cussing me out as he was picking it up. saturday night might have been one of the funniest nights ever. i woke up sunday and my face was sore from laughing so much. man, i love getting shitfaced in Cleveland.

[kitty]

"Ro, i'm shtfaced in Cleveland after a game, aon snme bum is holding a sighn that says 'i ain't gonna lie, i need a beer' and is holding a cup. So i walk up to Him and take all his change aod say 'so do i'"

[mike b]

oh shit. i did send you that. shit was pretty funny. i wish i had it on film. then we go to this one bar and me and some chick were in this like VIP room or some shit and no one was around. so we start looking around the bar and shit for drinks. then some manager lady comes over and tells us that we were in a special party room and it had to be reserved for us to be there. i was shitfaced and was like fuck it, i'll just rent the room then. in a mean voice, bitch was like "sir, it's three fifty an hour." so i threw $7 on the bar and was like "well then give it to me for two." she was pissed and made us leave. fuck her.

and at one point i think some old dude smacked me in the back of the head cuz i was making fun of his mustache to some chick and he heard me. fuck him too.

[kitty]

yes you definitely sent me that and i read it aloud to big tom hurk and we both cracked up.

[Hephaestus]

Oh yeah, I forgot I had this fine gem from a few weekends back. There was some hoochie grandma at a club I went to downtown and naturally I had to dance with her. I didn't realize what I was in for but the gremlin was grinding me hard enough to knock the change out of my pockets:

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6504/n44201753321142885123po1.jpg

[JayCal]

fupa

[Hephaestus]

fupa

And I love how her waistband portioned it off.

[321Drum!]

I fell down for the first time in a long time last night. Was heading to leave and missed my footing on the third to last stair, fell and put a good sized hole in the wall via my skull. Didn't hurt too bad surprisingly.

[CBC]

fupa

Around here, it is referred to as a "gunt".

[JayCal]

yeah i usually say gunt, actually

[kitty]

okay what does fupa stand for because mitch said it about my friend the other day and have no idea. he just said "you know, like a muffin top"

[Hephaestus]

FUPA: Fat upper pubic area, also known as:
FROP: Fat roll over pussy
GUNT: self explanitory.

I always go with gunt.

[kitty]

damn heph you are always there when i need you!

and. oh. okay. i think i'd use the word gunt to.

[dalb3]

I fell down for the first time in a long time last night. Was heading to leave and missed my footing on the third to last stair, fell and put a good sized hole in the wall via my skull. Didn't hurt too bad surprisingly.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/dalb3/IMG00135.jpg

[mike b]

might as well bump this now, cuz imma get off work in a few hours and then it's on. got a bottle of Sailor Jerry's at home waiting for me. i gotta work friday 9-2 which fucking sucks, but other than that, these next five days or so should be a fucking mess.

what's everyone doing this weekend?

[kitty]

got a bottle of Sailor Jerry's at home


nice.

[supafuzz]

just got off work. i went to work with a 32oz gatorade bottle full of rye but only drank 1/2 of it. the reason i drank 1/2 was because i also downed 4 bottles of wine while ate work.also got hooked up with some awesome thanksgiving grub because this older black lady brought me a ton of food since i wasn't going to see my own family. she also made me a sweet potato pie which because it's my favorite and she makes the best i've ever had.

i also have 8 footlong bmt's and a bunch of crunchy cheetos and sun chips from subway because they are catering the graveyard shift but i got to take some.

so far it hasn't been a bad day and i'm out to the bars now.

[buscemi]

KILLIANS!!!!!!!!!!!! A gas station is selling 20 packs for 11.99. YUMMMM!!!!

Allow myself to introduce...myself

[Porkuelinn]

trying to serenade a friend. I still cant figure out why she didn't wanna hook up...



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[321Drum!]

<-- This guy

[Tom]

AA working i take it?

[Sommy]

A friend of mine dubbed this weekend "brotando weekend" (not the same guy that coined "brotando"), so we went to the Yacht Club on Saturday at 1:00 in the afternoon and stayed until 6:00. I sobered up a bit, and then went back out to Dearborn around 8:00 and did karaoke at the Biergarten until close.

Any day that I spent at the Yacht Club is a good day.

[mike b]

i spent about 75% of this weekend drinking and playing LCR and cards. we bought a case of homemade wine from this wine bar on saturday. i've been on a pretty big wine kick lately.

[Furious Law]

Company Christmas party. Open bar and cigars followed by inebriated caucasion dancing through the middle of City Walk.

Then I posted like 8 times here: http://www.theprpboard.com/showthread.php?t=7624&page=2

[kitty]

oh. apparently i got a lot more drunk on saturday than i thought i did. i guess i fell asleep while texting at my bar.