dont even reply.

[xdolphinxplanetx]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

Holy fuck. This is pretty good.

[jar]

My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil.

hahahaha.

[321Drum!]

meh

[overactive blatter]

Sorry, these cats are not being sold for food.

[sexy penguin meat]

this is good stuff

[Vega]

change to dontevenread amirite?

[chintzy]

change to dontevenread amirite?

i think you need to buy that domain up and use it as a redirect from your site. more appropriate title dont you think?

[mrboris]

snap.

[Kirb.0.]

I got some laughs from it...good find

[allison wonderland]

- There is a hornets nest somewhere under the hood. I have no idea where. Occasionally a hornet will blow in through the air conditioning vent, but I will include a fly swatter above the visor.

[Lndrs]

Somehow this woman knew exactly what I was trying to do.
Original ad:
litter of 5 kittens. two orange, two black, one mixed-grey. all are three weeks old and looking for a good home!
From Yin Chang to *********@***********.org

hello

i buy all kitten you have. how much?

- yin chang

From ************@hotmail.com to Me

Sorry. These kittens are not being sold for food.

[Hephaestus]

I almost posted this site last night but could have sworn it already had been done. Either way, the ones he does with people looking for rides are fucking hilarious.

[gtrplyr7]

From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org

Hi,

I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?

Mike

From Shannon ******* to Me

Mike,

Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.

Mike



From Shannon ******* to Me

That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.

From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******

Shannon,

I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.

From Shannon ******* to Me

NO.

[onefellswoop]

One day too many. I don't want your shitty couch. Maybe I would if I was a Scottish guy living in the 70's, but I'm not. That couch looks like what would happen if a parrot and a rhino fucked and had a freak baby, and then that baby grew up and then took a shit on your curb. Why don't you pay someone to haul that piece of shit away?

[Hephaestus]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=84

Best yet.