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Tony E
05-09-2009, 07:34 PM
No joke
fourstar
05-09-2009, 07:35 PM
Can you play first?
Tony E
05-09-2009, 07:37 PM
I can pitch, but I need some work. I am back in shape though, lost about 15lbs this month. You ready to buy my jersey?
Neckface
05-09-2009, 07:38 PM
the must be short on "catchers"
fourstar
05-09-2009, 07:39 PM
Only if it is the classic PRP blue and grey
kilgore
05-09-2009, 07:44 PM
The cubs need a releaver
Tony E
05-09-2009, 07:45 PM
Im not going to chicago so you can harass me in the bullpen!
fourstar
05-09-2009, 07:48 PM
Tony make the Giants. Me you and Brian Wilson will go out get drunk and harass the homeless
R. Duke
05-09-2009, 07:48 PM
the must be short on "catchers"

i see what you did there.
Tony E
05-09-2009, 07:50 PM
Ill see what I can do, he is going to give me some information. I would have to try out with their scout.
fourstar
05-09-2009, 07:53 PM
Did he see you throw?
Tony E
05-09-2009, 07:56 PM
Did he see you throw?

we played catch before last nights game and i threw him my splitter, which blew him away
the_lethal_error
05-09-2009, 07:59 PM
Was Zito high?
kilgore
05-09-2009, 08:04 PM
Im not going to chicago so you can harass me in the bullpen!
A lot of their fans are in full melt down mode and its not even half way through May.
woodbro wilson
05-09-2009, 08:14 PM
did you fuck topanga too?
MattyCakes
05-09-2009, 08:30 PM
tony u play baseball?
Furious Law
05-09-2009, 09:56 PM
His tweets do not suggest meeting a jewish fellow named Tony with a wicked splitter.
Tony E
05-09-2009, 10:04 PM
direct message through twitter!

yea I played baseball for about 14 years. I was a premier athlete in my time.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tonyeee/zito.jpg
Furious Law
05-09-2009, 10:12 PM
Well, if it's a harmeless try-out -- WHY THE REDACTION TONY?

Whats up with all the REDACTED REDACTION?
Jack Swagger
05-09-2009, 11:20 PM
If you get signed will you still be an A's fan?
Tony E
05-10-2009, 06:23 AM
I am forever an A's fan.
drd1203
05-10-2009, 06:27 AM
dude, go for it. good luck.
Sam From Salem
05-10-2009, 06:59 AM
don't suck
yakacack
05-10-2009, 07:52 AM
Is that akin to me having gone to a few tryouts myself? I mean I do know several MLBers too!
Tony E
05-10-2009, 08:01 AM
Is that akin to me having gone to a few tryouts myself? I mean I do know several MLBers too!

you know no one.
Did I Stutter?
05-10-2009, 08:06 AM
I've got a bridge in San Francisco that I'm willing to sell, if any of you guys are buying.
Weirdoradio
05-10-2009, 08:08 AM
I've got a bridge in San Francisco that I'm willing to sell, if any of you guys are buying.

Can I cut you a cheque? Is that cool?
Did I Stutter?
05-10-2009, 08:10 AM
Can I cut you a cheque? Is that cool?

That's fine with me. I trust you're good for the money, so I don't have to wait for it to clear, right?
yakacack
05-10-2009, 08:14 AM
you know no one.

There's 4-5 at least, and one of them even doesnt suck like Zito does!

I've got a bridge in San Francisco that I'm willing to sell, if any of you guys are buying.

Does anyone ever actually believe any of the diarrhea that spills from his mouth on here?
Tony E
05-10-2009, 08:16 AM
There's 4-5 at least, and one of them even doesnt suck like Zito does!

just like all your cd's were stolen too.
concealer
05-10-2009, 08:16 AM
Does anyone ever actually believe any of the diarrhea that spills from his mouth on here?

Bridges are mad good investments. Don't know what you're talking about.
Did I Stutter?
05-10-2009, 08:19 AM
Does anyone ever actually believe any of the diarrhea that spills from his mouth on here?

You'd best be speaking of Tony E.

Edit: If you really want to question whether or not I own this bridge, there are pictures I can show you.
Tony E
05-10-2009, 08:23 AM
I am interested in this bridge
Did I Stutter?
05-10-2009, 08:25 AM
I am interested in this bridge

Currently, there's another offer pending. If you're interested in some prime lunar real estate, I know a guy...
Mark.
05-10-2009, 08:33 AM
I bet you can pitch better than Zito does.
yakacack
05-10-2009, 08:41 AM
just like all your cd's were stolen too.

Now that the Foo Radley can vouch for. However he would be unable to vouch for my being a lazy sunnofabitch that essentially tried to steal a few guys money here 7-8 years ago :)

You'd best be speaking of Tony E.

Edit: If you really want to question whether or not I own this bridge, there are pictures I can show you.

I'd best be? Are you going to e-beat me down if I wasnt (and I was, but obviously this flew over your head)?
Did I Stutter?
05-10-2009, 09:19 AM
I'd best be? Are you going to e-beat me down if I wasnt (and I was, but obviously this flew over your head)?

I only e-file. Don't worry.
yakacack
05-10-2009, 09:38 AM
I only e-file. Don't worry.

Haha, I laughed at this :)
role model
05-10-2009, 09:40 AM
Twitter. As good as a written contract.
woodbro wilson
05-10-2009, 10:22 AM
when i first joined the board in 2002 i tried to buy 3 CD's off tony e and got ripped off. one of them was L.D. 50
yakacack
05-10-2009, 12:32 PM
when i first joined the board in 2002 i tried to buy 3 CD's off tony e and got ripped off. one of them was L.D. 50

And E wants to give me shit eh?
Tony E
05-10-2009, 01:06 PM
I never once tried to rip anyone off of anything. That is total bullshit.
Jack Swagger
05-10-2009, 03:26 PM
Where would tonye go in the PRP baseball draft.
csb
05-10-2009, 03:27 PM
Where would tonye go in the PRP baseball draft.

undrafted, signed with carribbean league